I knew it wasn’t too important, but it made me sad anyway.

—J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via fassadenmensch)

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I hate being so fucking ugly

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enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

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collardgreensneckbones:

superbestiario:

Shia Labeouf for interview magazine november 2014

By ELVIS MITCHELL

Photography CRAIG MCDEAN

UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAE SINCE DAY FUCKING ONE A BITCH IS SKRESSED AS HELL

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tastefullyoffensive:

[mandatoryrollercoaster]

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psyducked:

taking a chance and making a move

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wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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THAT GIF

the other versionimage

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this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

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cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

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workingclassfucker:

gallifrey-feels:

balladofwormzlp:

bakedandbipolar:

every.single.one.of.these

ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr

opium

Sounds about right

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